The Art of Jaimey Perham

Wrong Bus

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Tuesday, August 4, 2026 - Rated "R" by the Author.

“Catching the wrong bus to the right destination!”

Tie-dyed bus stops at the side of the road.

Thought I was headed to “Woodstock.” But to my surprise, it was headed to hell

Dropped some acid and ate some magic mushrooms

Driver with a clown face gave me the evil eye and stole my soul

The twisted-faced passengers had horns and were red with envy

Licked my pure feet with their dirty snake-like tongues

Didn’t utter a word, but didn’t need to bother

The message was loud and clear, and that “bus was not for me!”

Tried to find a friend, but only strangers with bad intentions were present.

When it seemed all hope was lost, a warm glow caught the corner of my vision.

It was a smiling girl who welcomed me into her world with just her heart.

Dare I make a move, or do I expect a trap of deception from this beautiful maiden?

I take a deep breath of electric confidence

Clear my mind of nervous hesitation

Leave that leather seat and work my way down the aisle

Millions of thoughts flood my brain when I reach the young lady

Before I say a word, she speaks to me first

“Hi neighbor, we meet again?”

Confused, I ask the woman if we met before

“You don’t remember me?”

Then, like an act of God, the bus starts to shake with violent trepidation

Everyone on the bus, including the driver, disappears

The lady and I are the only ones left on the bus

And the bus goes completely dark and black

She whispers in my ear, “We are finally alone!”

Alone, I say, from what

“Alone from the evil devil dressed in wolf’s clothing”

Do I trust her, or do I trust the bible

Not one big on religion

I will try to decide what to do next

Before a thought crosses my mind, she puts out her hand

Do I dare touch it

A cosmic gravitational force leaves me no choice

The minute we touch, the two of us are on a deserted beach

Naked we lie in the sand without care at all

As blue waves crash in front of us and music fills the air